Olivia Pandolfi ‘20

Q: In one-story house, there were pink floors, pink doors, pink windows, pink kitchen cabinets, pink painted walls and pink carpets. There were pink bathroom sinks and pink cups that were used to drink. The family that lived in the house even had a pink cat. What color were the stairs?

A: There weren’t any stairs, it was a one-story house

Q: It has keys but they don’t go to any doors. It has pedals but they don’t make it move. What is it?

A: A piano.

Q: A dad is left alone to raise 3 kids. His oldest child left first, his youngest child left second, and his middle child left last. Who left first?

A: The mom.

Q: What is lighter than a feather, but even the world’s strongest man couldn’t hold it for more than a minute?

A: His breath.

Q: When does Friday come before Thursday?

A: The dictionary.

Q: What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

A: the letter “M”.

Q: A truck driver is going opposite traffic on a one-way street. A police officer sees him, but he does not stop him. Why didn’t the police officer stop him?

A: He is walking.

Q: Two fathers and two sons are playing a board game together. There are 3 people playing a board game together. How can this be?

A: A grandfather, his son, and his grandson are playing a board game together.